Greetings and salutations my friend! Are you lost? Perhaps you have stumbled onto this page by a mistake. In which case you know where the back button is then,... go on,... press it! Still Here? Aren't you keeping yourself from what you really should be doing right now; like something productive? Perhaps your just here for a little bit of random distraction so to speak. Well then if you still insist, let me welcome you to jyhm interactive.
April is the cruelest month, breeding Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing Memory and desire, stirring Dull roots with spring rain...
"The Waste Land" 1922
T.S. Elliot
Thats right I used a quote, and there is nothing you can do about it! It's my site and I can do what ever I want. Even if it means quoting a dead writer in a shameless attempt to try and make myself sound intellectual. Well like I said, you know where the back button is pal. Maybe I'll use more quotes from dead people. Or maybe I'll scatter bits and pieces of madness all over my site in order to make a snafu soup for you to puke all over!
Do you see any mispeld words on my site? Oh well eat it then sucker! Oh I am soooo sorry that I don't live up to your superior spellingness you snob! Go bite me and a sad persons left one — that actually cares, if you find such a person. Don't like how I treated the type for jyhm.net? To many sans-serif fonts for one page you say? Well geeeeeze golly mister typography master, I'm so sorry your not impressed, (cough, gag).